The Rules Tshirt
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THE RULES

The Female always makes THE RULES
THE RULES are subject to change without notice at any time

No Male can possibly know all THE RULES
If the Female suspects the Male knows any or all THE RULES,
She must immediately change some or all THE RULES.

The Female is never wrong
If the Female is wrong,
It is due to a misunderstanding
Which was a direct result
Of something the Male did or said
The Male must apologize immediately
For causing said misunderstanding.

The Female may change her mind at any time.
The Male must never change his mind
Without the express written consent of the female.

The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
The Male must remain calm at all times
Unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
The Female must, under no circumstances,
Let the Male know whether or not
She wants him to be angry or upset.
The Male is expected to read the Female's mind at all times.

The Female is ready when she is ready.
The Male must be ready at all times.

The Male who does not abide by THE RULES,
Obviously cannot take the heat, lacks backbone,
And shall be considered a jerk.